For me:-
1. Staropramen - the Cardiff Devils of lager, has depth and a satisfying taste on the palette.
2. Heineken - the Sheffield Steelers of lager, not bad but can disappoint sometimes sand not as good as it was.
3. Carling - The Fife Flyers of lager, pretty good, but lacks a bit of strength and depth.
4. Cools Light - The MK Dons of lager, tries hard but it never really comes together.