)I never saw much of Milam, but what I saw was about good enough for me. Not sad for the team that he has gone, but feel for him as a bloke out of a job. That all said. After tonight's performance, presumably without him, and the good stuff we did before he got here I think I have to award him the title of our worst ever import.
The other contenders, and take your pick here folks, didn't actually diminish the team whilst they were here. Of the two most touted players: Millette fell over a lot because he could only skate in a straight line (quite fast as it went) and Hinks was an oompaloompah by the time he got to us (I blame the Germans for that- bratwurst!!!!) However neither of these two characters made us by worse by being here, on the contrary they saved my dog a lot of angry kicks due to their comedy antics, at least we could win with em. For me Jamie Milam made us worse.
I also feel that we are being too narrow in our nominations for Milam's crown here, so I offer some of my own near missers, who are:-
Todd Gillingham - who i still believe sent his cousin over instead of him as we got some fat bloke with a big ginger beard who not only was shite but bore no resemblance to the real guy.
Daniel Jardemyr - an enormous Swede who was just big and swedish and couldn't win a fight, argument, bet or raffle.
George Swann - canadian chef over here to cook, ended up playing hockey but too much like Delia Smith. I bet she still throws a better hit even when she is sober...
Aaron Boh - (a personal hero of mine) who sobered up eventually and realised he was in the wrong place and the devils were only too pleased to help him home. Shame that, as he did a good job for London eventually. Just wish he couldda done it for us.
Rick Strachan - for a Dman, he checked like a pick-pocket but not in the hockey terminology of that act.
Jason Rushton - biggish hard hitting power forward who used dodgy fuel and aimed his best fights at his own supporters outside of the rink. Recommended to us by Romford Raiders a well-known centre of ice hockey excellence
So these are my nominations and any insight offered is all hearsay and bears absolutely no relation to the truth, be it real or imagined. It is just my obsrevations and a load of allegations based on what I believe to be a truth shared with me at some point when I was younger.