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Now that Rod H has gone, last night kipper felt safe enough to enjoy a sausage roll at the plexi without the fear of a #91 sized fist smashing through it and ripping it from his grasp. What happens? He drops it..............oh the look of sadness on his crestfallen features moved me to tears ( albeit from the japs eye, but tears they were!)
Immediately following that a guy waltzes past with an enormous stack of pizzas, we all get excited and suddenly the world ain't so sad anymore. Then disappointment again. THEY ONLY GIVE EM TO THOSE IN SEATS...................so begs the question. Can we play please ?
We buy seating tickets but prefer to stand for a better view and easier football type abuse opportunity, yet every week we are overlooked (literally) and it don't seem fair to me. Poor kip is starving to the point where his trousers are beginning to look dangerously loose and the prospect of gravity winning that particular battle is quite scary. Give us a break guys, lay some pepperami on us or even summat with chicken tikka and pineapple would be acceptable. We'll give it a go. We won't even throw the olives about - honest. Well maybe a few at Aug 04 just to keep him posting....( only kidding)....olive abuse, be it real or perceived, is not condoned by any of us in a family sporting arena.
Immediately following that a guy waltzes past with an enormous stack of pizzas, we all get excited and suddenly the world ain't so sad anymore. Then disappointment again. THEY ONLY GIVE EM TO THOSE IN SEATS...................so begs the question. Can we play please ?
We buy seating tickets but prefer to stand for a better view and easier football type abuse opportunity, yet every week we are overlooked (literally) and it don't seem fair to me. Poor kip is starving to the point where his trousers are beginning to look dangerously loose and the prospect of gravity winning that particular battle is quite scary. Give us a break guys, lay some pepperami on us or even summat with chicken tikka and pineapple would be acceptable. We'll give it a go. We won't even throw the olives about - honest. Well maybe a few at Aug 04 just to keep him posting....( only kidding)....olive abuse, be it real or perceived, is not condoned by any of us in a family sporting arena.
