We have 3 weeks to find a new body to fill the skates of the injured body we signed to replace Andrew Conboy immediately after we declared that we would fully support him. He was banned by a kangaroo court for 12 matches for an ATTEMPTED infringement of this bush league's rules, whilst others around him received trivial bans for assaults including one to him. We sucked it up and did nothing, Fife appealed and got 3 games lopped off from their lumberjacks ban. You heard it here first, he will likely bully us out of our 4 goal advantage next week because we have no real deterrent and we have allowed a weakened team to play a ridiculous game schedule leading up to this.
I am now awaiting the next few press releases along the lines of 'don't panic mr mainwaring, we will not just sign any old body'.........'there is a guy we are talking to'..............'he has decided to stack deckchairs in Ibiza now'.............'players are few and far between now'.......'we are delighted to announce that commentator Brent believes we can go with what we have and make a marquee signing next season'...............'Cardiff Pointe is now flying up'...........Cardiff Pointe is now so popular we have allowed them to use our new rink space as overspill parking'.................'it's only fair as their building happened before ours'.............'never mind though, good news is that Brent has bought a fez'..........'Devils swapped with a dull retard for a bag of marbles'...............'dull retard proudly announces his 3 year plan'...........'small price increase matches devils walk-up tickets with Arsenal as both purvey their sport in their respective premier leagues of this country'
Nurse = valium please and now.