If you start taking heroin, wait, hear me out, you won't really be that bothered about food and drink anymore. So you've saved yourself the cafe headache. And you won't be that down if we lose, cos you'll have loads of tasty heroin at home.
Eventually, you'll lose interest in Hockey all together and bish, bash, bosh - saved yourself a packet on not wanting a season ticket/jersey/away games.
Thank me later