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The Elite League has suspended Brad Voth for the rest of the season for allegedly performing a banned ancient Canadian Indian Snow Dance which resulted in another club having to wait an inexcusable length of time for .......... (insert your own conspiracy theory here 
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The incident was reported to the League by Ben Simon who cited that he had seen a video of a flying sleigh, and as it is that time of year and Mr Voth is Clearly seen on the video, he must be banned instantly. "In fact he must be banned for each and every Reindeer that was hurt in the making of the video" said Mr Simon to the referee whilst he was complaining that the cloud cover was not of sufficient quality to support the Reindeer and Sleigh.
Mr Simon went on to demand that all Reindeer in this league have a right to be protected from such persecution and should not be forced to work or support the weight of a 6' 5" Canadian as they may get hurt
Mr Voth refused to comment further than saying "all I wanted was to have Christmas and New Year off! and after all the Reindeer didn't keep it's head up"
)The incident was reported to the League by Ben Simon who cited that he had seen a video of a flying sleigh, and as it is that time of year and Mr Voth is Clearly seen on the video, he must be banned instantly. "In fact he must be banned for each and every Reindeer that was hurt in the making of the video" said Mr Simon to the referee whilst he was complaining that the cloud cover was not of sufficient quality to support the Reindeer and Sleigh.
Mr Simon went on to demand that all Reindeer in this league have a right to be protected from such persecution and should not be forced to work or support the weight of a 6' 5" Canadian as they may get hurt
Mr Voth refused to comment further than saying "all I wanted was to have Christmas and New Year off! and after all the Reindeer didn't keep it's head up
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